

Paste one URL. Get posts, clips, scheduling, and insights ready to ship.
Content generator
Turn product DNA into platform-ready Reels, TikToks, Shorts, captions, and hooks. Keep the strongest drafts and ship.
Founders who hated marketing, until they didn't have to do it anymore.

Alina
I used to spend Sunday writing captions. Now I approve 10 drafts in fifteen minutes and we ship the whole week.

Marcus
Clips, drafts, and the calendar are in one place. I stopped jumping between Notion, CapCut, and Buffer every Monday.

Talia
We launched a feature last month and the posts, clips, and threads were ready before launch day instead of two days after.

Jon
It turned 'oh god it's Friday and we have nothing scheduled' into a calendar I look at on Monday and forget about.

Alina
I used to spend Sunday writing captions. Now I approve 10 drafts in fifteen minutes and we ship the whole week.

Marcus
Clips, drafts, and the calendar are in one place. I stopped jumping between Notion, CapCut, and Buffer every Monday.

Talia
We launched a feature last month and the posts, clips, and threads were ready before launch day instead of two days after.

Jon
It turned 'oh god it's Friday and we have nothing scheduled' into a calendar I look at on Monday and forget about.

Sophie
I drop in a 40-minute interview, get back ten ranked 9:16 cuts with captions, and pick the best three. That used to be a full day.

Daniel
It pulls hooks from my actual product page, so the drafts read like me — not like every other AI caption tool.

Eva
The posts use real numbers and customer quotes from our site instead of inventing benefits. That alone is worth it.

Niko
I can scan a week of content in one batch and approve or kill each one. Most tools make you do this post by post.

Sophie
I drop in a 40-minute interview, get back ten ranked 9:16 cuts with captions, and pick the best three. That used to be a full day.

Daniel
It pulls hooks from my actual product page, so the drafts read like me — not like every other AI caption tool.

Eva
The posts use real numbers and customer quotes from our site instead of inventing benefits. That alone is worth it.

Niko
I can scan a week of content in one batch and approve or kill each one. Most tools make you do this post by post.
All the output. None of the $15k/month or the weekly meetings.
The problem
You paste the same context, explain the same customer, fix the same generic AI voice, and still get content that sounds almost right.
Hooks here. Captions there. Clips somewhere else. Scheduling after that. Analytics when you remember. None of it feels like one system.
Your product has a point of view, but the content comes out scattered: different tone, different angles, different energy every time.

Brainrot lab
(so you don't have to brainrot yourself)
Product
Six tools running off the URL you paste once. The work a marketing team would do, without the marketing team.
Used by

DNA
Paste your URL. We turn your product into reusable DNA: audience, tone, proof, and angles.

Swipe stack
Swipe through generated hooks, scripts, and UGC drafts. Keep what hits. Skip what doesn't.

Video
Turn long videos into ranked 9:16 clips with captions, cuts, and ready-to-post moments.

Results
After posts ship, we tell you what got views and what got scrolled past. So next month's plan isn't another midnight guess.

Edit
Rewrite captions, tune text style, and re-render before anything gets approved.

Automation
Approve the good stuff once. DumbSMM keeps the queue moving and posts while you build.
Start
Drop in your website, save your studio, and let the first videos start building.
